Making myself Laugh about Marriage

[simoriah]

So, yeah, I wrote all about wanting, or not wanting, to get married.  Then, I started thinking that in terms of love, I could look at the glass half full or half empty.  I could be depressed about not having a ring.  Or, I could be happy I can leave at any time, knowing that I have existed single before. Then, I think about being single again :-(   .  This would suck.  Not the being single part so much as the casual dating part.  I hate casual dating.  Casual dating sucks for me, since I am a weirdo magnet.  I will stop there, since people can read all of my prior posts (pre-June 2006) abou that.  Even then, I can be a glass is 1/2 empty person:

I have no hope of finding someone 1/2way normal around here.  Even ex-roomate Kathy's friend, who looks like this: www.poster.net/delpy-julie/delpy-julie-photo-julie-delpy-6235810.jpg (she really does look like Julie Delphy) and who can cook great, is clean, organized to a FAULT, nice as hell, works as a physical therapist for a sports team, and a great catch, is still single.  There is no hope for me.  I might as well resound myself for Match.com (no this is not a bad place; just for me, it does not feel right.

Or I can be a glass 1/2 full person:
The world' fattest man ( I mean as in Guiness confirmed it), Manuel Uribe  www.belligerentfop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Manuel%20Uribe.jpg has no computer and has not left ihs bed in 6 years.  And he just got married.  To a very beautiful woman.  1.bp.blogspot.com/_9cS1xh4GAB8/SQVuwlf3pOI/AAAAAAAABkM/rRjzA_Rw9Qw/s320/Manuel+Uribe+wedding.jpg .  Here is another picture.  www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20081028/0022191004340a70aa5826.jpg Well at least they did not have to go far for the honeymoon. 

EDIT: I feel so horrible about laughing at the worlds fattest man.  Well, he has the last laugh I guess.  He has lost 500 + pounds, and I can barely muster the strength to lost the weight I need to.  It does not help when, on one hand, IT wants me to lose weight for health, and then will not eat what I prepare b/c it is healthy.  He can be such an uncaring prick sometimes.   

SECOND EDIT: I just removed all comments that can seem nasty about Manuel Urible.  Why?  I just read a "Pro Anorexia" site.  Pro-anorexia? R U kidding me?  Really do people like this really need more encouragement to starve or throw up?  (As it turns out, it's kind of a support group for anorexics who want assistance/are getting assistance.)  Still, I had this one thought in my head while I was reading this website:

www.youtube.com/watch  now fast forward to 9 min 5 sec

I am sorry if anyone got offended by those posts.  I really really needed a laugh right now, since I need to strill make dinner and put away 7 loads of laundry while my man plays with his friends online.  To be fair, he did work today.  Still, laundry sucks. 

Looking at those pictures, my life is not so bad,  I did not need a forklift to get my ass to my own wedding.  That reminds me, I gotta go back to weight watchers this week.  No excuses.  I don't want to end up like that, and my job is the obesity capital of NJ..